Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!

by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023

Penis

Something that proves god is real

And why the fuck did you search this up

ur penis is small as fuck

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.

Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.

by Chezwegs September 16, 2020

Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

"You have to have a penis to have seggs!"

by penguinisreallygay March 3, 2024

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015