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Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.
Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

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"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"
by bigc88 March 28, 2025
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Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts
Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
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bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.
Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.
by Krunt Recovery August 15, 2011
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Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.
by Jean2 August 17, 2024
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Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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Milk 'n Nut

Yo you wanna Milk 'n Nut?
by Iamlai February 2, 2020
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Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
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