new jersey hoagie

When a girl is in between two men sexually.

Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.

by dudeface363534 November 7, 2013

New york humidifier

A person who enjoys to take pisses outdoors, usually in public spaces and it can be other cities besides new york

Me and Ivan lobe doing the whole new york humidifier across the whole city from parks to public plazas

by Darkening m’coon December 9, 2025

New Hoe Influx

The secondary nhi you get after your national insurance number, this nhi is usually present in Valentine’s Day or summer holidays

(when all of the “boujie” girls come out of their shells)

“Yo bro I just got my nhi”
“National insuranc-”
“No my new hoe influx”

by Symbtch February 14, 2022

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

the state of new york

The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure

by mr man the science man April 22, 2023

New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

by jackbosgames March 29, 2025

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024