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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
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should hubert get on fortnite 

Yes he should
should hubert get on fortnite yes he should
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You'll find out when we get there 

A child/teenager's most dreaded words to hear when travelling in the car driven by an irate/irritated parent or other authority-figure, and having asked either "Where are we going?" or "What are you going to do?" This hotly-uttered reply indicates that the adult is either feeling guilt-ridden about the fairness/appropriateness of whatever horrid/torturous action(s) are scheduled for the trembling youngster, or else he does not wish to debate/argue about whatever is in store for said wretched passenger, and so he does not want to reveal the details until the last minute.
When a parent/grownup snaps, "You'll find out when we get there!", usually it means one of four things:
(1) You'll be sent to either a doctor for painful/invasive "treatment", or suffer a long/boring lecture with one or more emotionless preachy counselors who don't seem to truly listen or even care about you personally.
(2) You'll be forced to perform one or more difficult/unpleasant/exhausting tasks.
(3) You'll be compelled to spend hours with one or more fellow humans who are of exceedingly undesirable-to-you nature, and/or who will be super-strict with you, feed you insipid/minuscule meals, forbid/severely limit fun activities, etc.
(4) You'll be subjected to horrendous punishment/discipline of some sort. Keep in mind, however, that physical punishment has been outlawed in many areas and is now widely frowned upon, so hopefully you will not actually get beaten, slapped, or otherwise physically traumatized. You may, however, be made to publicly apologize to a lot of people, stand for hours on a street-corner with a huge "I like to ___ whatever misbehavior you're accused of" sign, etc. Be sure to keep notes, take photos/video, and/or otherwise document all events as they occur, however; not only will this make your tormentors reluctant to incriminate themselves by "going too far" in their harshness, but it will also give you proof to file formal complaints with appropriate authorities afterwards if you feel that your treatment was undeserved/illegal/excessive.

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here 

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.
Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

I really don't want you to get hungry

I really don't want you to get hungry
I really don't want you to get hungry

Fuck that, get down 

Description: one would say this phrase if one was arguing with friend, family and especially your second half the meaning of the saying literally means fuck whatever they're waffling about (u basically cba arguing), and 'get down' implies dancing&partying
Example
Aaliyah:'mate he won't stop arguing with me man'

Paul:'fuck that, get down'

i'm in your world just trying to get a nut 

Asked my boyfriend if he was still committed to me and this was his response... I'm in your world just trying to get a nut
Asked my boyfriend if he was still committed to me and this was his response I'm in your world just trying to get a nut