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Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022
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"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.
I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.
by professional moron October 6, 2022
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when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis
guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"
by mewhenballs October 7, 2022
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PENIS

by BigBlackChickenBBC October 12, 2022
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A thing I want in me now daddy~ 😩 I’d suck your penis babbyyyy
Guy 1:” Hey, I showed Mya My Penis last night she was riding it all night!”
Guy 2: “Haha cool man.”
by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022
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Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022
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Lets have sex with mypenis
by Dinkilbob October 17, 2022
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