2 definitions by professional moron

penis

"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.

I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.

by professional moron October 6, 2022

A

"A" is the first letter in the English alphabet and resembles a butt plug.

No examples for you, fuck off!

by professional moron October 6, 2022