no skin off my apple

the action or event won't affect you in a positive or negative manner, the outcome will be neutral to you

you don;t give a rat's ass

no skin off my apple if bill clinton dies

by bob the man!!! May 2, 2018

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

Shit her boobs off

When a woman fuck up so much that it’s literally like she shit her boobs off.

Ginger got arrested, that girl shit her boobs off!

by Dallas stud January 19, 2020

laugh my apples off

a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!

by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020

sippin' off my ex

To get together or hook up with somebody's ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.

George: Why don't you hang out with Ben anymore? You guys used to be best friends.
Lenny: Yeah- we were best friends 'till he started sippin' off my ex!

by LootsInCombat June 4, 2020

turn off your hacks

what everyone dumbshit squeaker would yell when you keep killing them over and over.

Me: 26-0 lead
nub: OMGGGG turn off your hackssss
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by unknownmiracles February 20, 2018

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017