gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.

My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.

by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020

Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.

Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!

by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020

no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person

Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.

by punanibitch December 24, 2020

hoss nut

What high schoolers who go to ratchet schools say as an “insult”

Dan: you’re so stupid
Sam: yeah you are, hoss nut *rolling eyes*

by Baddddbabbbbyy October 21, 2020

Nut November

Through the whole year of November you are allowed to nut

Nut November is lit

by ImChrissssssssssss October 22, 2020

Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020