ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019

Mom

A mom is your mom the one that gave birth to you

Kid: Mom im hungry.
Mom: What do you wanna eat?
Kid: Dino nuggets!
Mom: Okay i will make it right now,.

by wrongfarter June 25, 2021

Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

ur mom

word that can be used as the ultimate comeback from you friends

*****DO NOT USE IF PERSON DOES NOW HAVE A MOM*****

Person 1 : hay what are you doing?

Person 2 : ur mom

Person 1 : hey wanna hang today??

Person 2 : cant i'm hanging with ur mom

Person 1 : hey your cute

Person 2 : ur moms cute

Person 1 : ur ugly

Person 2 : so is ur mom

by ur mom April 22, 2022

UR mom

FAT

ur mom is fat

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 December 2, 2021

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

your mom

the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 12, 2021