Monkey Time 

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

Monkey Time by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkey Gun 

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

Monkey Gun by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Monkey Buccaneer 

When absolutely NOBODY asked!!!!!!!!!!! STFU You Dumb Braindead failed abortion. You got Discord? Search up Monkey Buccaneer in gifs and realize that no one cares.

Teammate: I saw a vigil in the site
You: Monkey Buccaneer tryna find who asked?

Monkey Buccaneer by BruhhhhhhhhB:2 March 11, 2021

monkey 

black animal not seen in dark. sometimes in garden sometimes in my basement

also im lgbt+- blm niggas not matter furry enthuisast

LEO : Willie WIgger i havent seen mine nigger

Gusto -gay
simon -gay
black animal refferred as a monkey

monkey by xX_mokey_Xx69 March 15, 2021

Monkey 

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?

Monkey by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021

Monkey Cannon 

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

Monkey Cannon by ComZhora March 18, 2021

Monkey Jon 

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

Monkey Jon by NateDog23 March 19, 2021