Little German Chocolate Hole

When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.

“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”

by Herpderpity May 12, 2025

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025

Getting Gerard

When you have the feeling that someone is gaslighting you

Steve Gerard-ed me so much I’m not sure now.
That guy is getting gerard-ed by that men

by DevilFox June 18, 2025

A German thing

A German thing is something that is complicated in a way that doesn't make sense. And When Germans start it explaining, you get lost because they are talking something in a way that they believe it's smart and clever you need just to think hard to grasp it but in reality they are just shitting around.

There are synonyms, too:
German thing = Beurocracy,
German thing = "Scientific" paper writing to get funds
German thing = online meetings, at least 5 meetings per day, when no one really knows why they do that
German thing = no one's responsibility

A German thing can be generalized and can be used to describe unclear/don't get your head around thing

Stay away from being caught in it, mate, pretty shitty thing!

- Azure AD Administrator <> Azure RBAC role, but you can manage both Azure roles and Azure AD roles through PIM.
- So PIM administrator can do everything, right?
- No, not by default, but it can be used to gain wide access, depending on how it's configured.
- How's that?
- They can elevate or assign users (including themselves) into high-level roles that could give access to everything, if not restricted.
- "if not restricted"?!
- ...
- So, that's a German thing.
- Yes!

by rok66 July 6, 2025

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

Egyptian Gerbil

Where you roll a gerbil in sand and then shove the gerbil in your urethra.

Woah bro got that Egyptian gerbil

by Bill c0sby August 7, 2025

Rauthen Germany

An German fascist totalitarian dictatorship made by Samuel Kohler, a man that killed started World War 5, and killed 583 million people. He also killed 200 million Jewish people and Christian people. Rauthen Germany's Allies were Mondarist Italy, Japanese Empire, Romania, Bulgaria, Sweden, and Finland.

Kid: Hey pawpaw, do you know what Rauthen Germany is?
Grandpa: ...

by tigersareawesome5 October 18, 2025