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british cunt 

an extremely over weight lesbian. most British cunts live in Illinois, and are mexican. they tend to date thirteen year old girls that llive in other states. they cheat and will eat you're food when you are not looking.
that british cunt paris ate all my food.
british cunt by myasshole April 25, 2009
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Bargine cunt

adjective- refers to the act of enloping with a lady who has the same expectations about the relationship as you.
1)'...and so all she wants is sex'
2)that's a bargine cunt.
Bargine cunt by ben November 16, 2003

back cunt 

a person's back passage to for pleasure
ere shaun your mum's back cunt is rammed
back cunt by backfeederz March 22, 2011

Astrology Cunt 

Astrology Cunt is someone who thinks they are better than everyone else because they know their nAtAl cHaRtS. Aka a Chelsea.
I’m sorryI'm an Astrology Cunt and y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
Astrology Cunt by Dude8521 November 3, 2020

Mush Cunt 

A female whos vagina has been fucked so many times, that her vagina flaps have literally turned to what looks like a jar of mushy peas. And even lathering the penis with a thick slimy liquid after sex.
Hey that chick is really hot, have you fucked her before?
Yer once, but dont try her, shes a real mush cunt, had to wash myself for a few hours after doing here, still havnt gotten rid of the smell of my cock.
Mush Cunt by seanrauharo May 9, 2007

a cunt's errand 

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.
Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.