Mom

She kisses me boo-boos she braids my hair we love you mothers everywhere

Mom can you help me with my homework?

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

by play man October 8, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Your mom

The person who i fucked

I had sexual intercourse with your mom

by Krtinakrtina November 21, 2021

Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18

John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022

Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son

You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards

by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022

Facebook Mom

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.

POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom

by razziebomm December 11, 2022