Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

Cheesed over

Used to describe something that is not working correctly.

Because I ran my car engine low on oil it stopped running. It's cheesed over and now I need a new car.

by JoeyBomm April 6, 2024

pussy mac and cheese

Pussy mac and cheese is when a girl cums and squirts in your mac and cheese

my girlfriend made my some pussy mac and cheese

by ghosthekill November 13, 2022

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

cheese

The best thing ever.

me: yo bro u wanna eat cheese later
bob: bob
me: are you autistic
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Spicy Cheese

A buff guy who wants men on him

Man Spicy Cheese is who i wanna be!

by OJB1022 July 22, 2023