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by sextynine April 18, 2021
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cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub
Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021
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Water cum

Colorless cum with a very low volume of sperm. Wich can be caused by ejaculating too much
I should really stop masturbatiting, ik starting to get water cum
by Hymro May 2, 2025
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cum dumpster

Somebody who is an absolute whore and just gets cum dummped in them.
Damn, John is such a cum dumpster.
by Dixie normus pp sghlong January 24, 2022
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Cum

Me and my best friends
We love jerking off
But it's November
So we have to stop
Me and my good pals
Love a good bust
But it's November
So we cannot nut
No masturbatin'
No fornicatin', ejaculatin'
No prostate playin'
No semen sprayin' for thirty days
No Nut November
Can't bust 'til December
Can't spank my turkey
Can't do no jerkin'
No burstin' or spurtin'
Can't use no juries
Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'
Can't go returning to November 1st
December is lurkin'
My hands are tied to the oath
I gotta keep puttin' work in
My mind is clean like a crystal
Yo Freddie bring in the chorus
What's up
Fuck my dick
I'ma chop it off
I ain't cummin' no boots
Fuck the cops
I don't care what they say
My cum will always stay
In my big fat balls
They ain't small
I would love to cum on them all
But I can't
It's a chant
To the silly old God
Make me cum
When he comes
When the time is right
Won't put up a fight
Let my nutsack hang
My balls are in pain
My girl too hot
Wish I could fuck a lot
But I can't
It's a curse
Put my cum in a hearse
Wait 'til the fucking first
Tsunami from my body
Bitch I can't wait
'Til I masturbate
It's my only fate
Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey
Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken
Ho I won't tickle the pickle
I will not blow no emissions
I'm on the holiest mission
I'm with my bros all November
On God I won't blow another load 'til December
Cold all Winter
Throw away your lubrication
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by HarleyQuinnFartPorn May 4, 2022
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Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017
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