Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 24, 2022
A session of sex and/or masturbaition that results in the participant(s) falling into a deep sleep so relaxing and profund, it feels as if theyve gone to space
" I found a porn where the lady is covered in cake and man, I jerked off so hard I had a space nut afterwards"
by NOTanEnglishTeacher January 09, 2023
Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
by Dabeast22 March 30, 2019
When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
by Madorlando September 18, 2020
Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!
Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
by chaz ford April 18, 2007