spontaneously combust a nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022
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cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.
She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also
by Cincinnati Bob June 04, 2022
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nut wish

Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it
Can you do a nut wish please during sex lady...we gon have to edit that out.
by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020
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Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.
Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!
by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 05, 2018
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Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.
Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.
by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022
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monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 21, 2023
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Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
by Lacrazey June 28, 2019
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