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Cat

A kawaii ninja that steals people's food using its signature move:The swipe.
Most common moves are:(as said)The swipe ,Making people sneeze,Being cute,Tricking people into feeding them,Tripping people,The multiple hit,The drop kick and much more.
Cat:How dare you not feed me comrade!We were gonna take over the world!Welp..I guess I have no choice...
Jeff: ACH-OOO!
by CatIvoryL June 16, 2018
mugGet the Catmug.

other cats to skin

a) synonym for the phrase "bigger fish to fry".
b) can also be translated to French of France as "d'autres chats à foueter"
people waste a lot of time doing meaningless things like crimes and drugs when they have other cats to skin, such as pursuing their educational/career ambitions.
by Sexydimma February 27, 2015
mugGet the other cats to skinmug.

cats named Bob

They typically only have three legs and will ruin your average fortnite session
Braydon’s cats named bob has three legs
by Mike-Ellen November 28, 2023
mugGet the cats named Bobmug.

Cat Submarine

Guy 1 - Jesus... Did you see the video with the two lesbians?
Guy 2 - No, what were they doing?
Guy 1 - The Cat Submarine.
by CWRty July 1, 2018
mugGet the Cat Submarinemug.

puff cat

Vagina; beaver; lady muffin; taco; puss.
She sure knows how to use her puff cat.
by Suzyhomemaker March 6, 2022
mugGet the puff catmug.

Cats

The cutest animal on earth, tiny villains with knives in between their fingers, will probably take over the world by 2023.
Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you.
Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine.
When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me?
They think of you as a source of paps and food
You must be pretty stupid if you don't know what cats are.
by Crystal_4x4 March 4, 2021
mugGet the Catsmug.

Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
mugGet the Cat Collectormug.

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