Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009

Making face Babies

making out to the point it is like you are having sex with your mouths.

Dude, last night me and Colleen were getting so into it that we ended up making Face Babies

by Magenta98 October 4, 2008

Baby Tiger Princess

The cutest girl in the entire world. She is fierce but adorable, sexy but sweet. Commonly nicknamed the BTP.

Her perfect match is a Baby Cheetah Prince

Aww! Look at that baby tiger princess! She's rawring!

by K.I.G. May 8, 2008

Clown Baby Nation

The most popular amateur sports organization in Rochester, MN. CBN has the largest fan base in the greater metropolitan area.

I would do anything to be apart of Clown Baby Nation.

by Clown Baby Nation November 12, 2011

upsidedown happy baby.

a sex position for the more adverntrous. The man hangs the woman upside down and inserts into her. She should giggle and smile like a baby while she swings upside down being pleasured. Origninates from south east peru and makes it 12 times more likeley to consieve. The upside down happy baby should be used with caution as many have died from head traumas.

Boy: dude did you try the "upsidedown happy baby." lasy night?
other boy: nah man it was too risky she was too tall and would have got hurt.

Girl: Shall we try the "upsidedown happy baby."?
Boy: yer it gives the best orgasms.

by Vom Duck October 31, 2011

buttered up baby

A person who is normally 18+ who is a late-bloomer if male, has a face only a mother would love, who likes to drink underage, and wines and complains about everything.

Elijah is such a buttered up baby when we have parties

by BRAINSTEW! March 5, 2011

Ice Age Baby

Ice age baby is a literal fucking cretin that dosent deserve to live. Hes a simp and a sin and im most countries an illegal insult

guy 1:I hate you FAG
guy 2:Ice age baby
guy 1:cries

cops arrest guy 2

by jikfer March 5, 2020