bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.

Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

Restaurant Blue Balls

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied

"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"

by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017

Blue Ball Gala

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.

Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Long-Ball Lari

The disturbingly descended, elongated testicles, resembling that of a goat

1. "Dude, your nasty goat-balls are hanging out your basketball shorts, Long-Ball Lari"
2. "Get your Long-Ball Laris out of my fresh New York style cheesecake!"

by Goat-Ball Lari/Long-Balls Lari December 7, 2014

Cock and also balls

A joke from a video by popular Minecraft youtuber "Tommyinnit". The joke was written on a sign by another youtuber "wilbur soot"

"hey girl"

"what do you want?"

"cock and also balls."

by ninjakirbz July 4, 2021

Chocolate Ball Drop

After a man inserts his testicles into his anus, he bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and “poops” his testicles out.

Last NYE, Nick treated us to a chocolate ball drop!

by Sex Lab September 17, 2020

Wrangled Ball Syndrome

The consequences of gradually sliding down into a slouch when sitting on a chair. The ballsack becomes wrangled up in your clothing, requiring the victim to stand up, re-arrange the sack, and sit down again. Effects are greatly increased when wearing tight underwear.

Tony: "I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now and I've already contracted Wrangled Ball Syndrome!"

Mel: "Yeah, well I've got a massive cameltoe."

by Tony Flapfiller October 21, 2010