Curling kid

Kids who are being treated like a curling stone by their parents. Absolutely useless!

You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”

Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!

by ThecoolgenZ June 1, 2023

Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”

by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023

kleenex kid

A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating

There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..

by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020

brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017

green screen kids

a bunch of kids who steal videos and traction by making reaction tier videos where they put their face in the corner, then it gets a lot of views.
i see them as misunderstood because it's literally in the title that they're kids who simply don't know any better. but no we had to witch-hunt them
i think the solution to this is to wait until they mature and know right from wrong then maybe they'll realize "oh shit i'm stealing somebody's video" and give credit next time

i have no idea what to say for green screen kids

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation March 28, 2024

Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.

Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

kid._.from._.nowhere

An awesome ass tiktoker that likes homestuck which is a little scary but it’s okay. Xe have a cool ass haircut and make great cakes.

“Omg I love Neil Cicierega!”

“No- what have you done-“

“What”

“ kid._.from._.nowhere is coming... hide while you can *crying*”

I’m so sorry idk what this is ❤️

by antialexclub March 15, 2021