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my penis

yo dude my penis is so big!
by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022
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penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
by Kutsuba November 21, 2022
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penis virginity

when you open the dickhole and you put roaches in it and then scream “lobotomy” on the top of your lungs
Bartholomew did you just perform and penis virginity again, i thought i told you to stop that
by honeycombpussy12 November 24, 2022
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penis

by anonymous November 29, 2022
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Penis

Your mom loves it when I pull out my Penis!
by GorgBush420 November 30, 2022
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Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
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penis

A big, long, slender, fun toy!
by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022
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