Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

Nokia monkey

someone that toots gay which blows up new york

OMG I saw a nokia monkey

by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021

Monkey Treasure

slang term for marijuana.

Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.

by just what i needed May 19, 2010

Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010

Monkey

Sweaty, human, un washed = monkey.
How do you imagine a monkey smells?

Monkey.

"It's smells a bit monkey" I picked up his jocks after 3 days on the floor, they smelled a bit monkey.

by Davenottherave August 7, 2021

Monkey People

Tipicly a person of african american decent commonly referred to as a Nigger

Look at all of those monkey people over there Kyle

by Nigus thy einstine November 12, 2023

The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021