get some parents on your dick

A phrase commonly said when a man experiences immense pain.... and pleasure depending on the mood

"Hey you are fat and ugly"

"How bout' you get some parents on your dick"

by FaroukIsAbitch September 05, 2021

Fifteen will get you twenty

15 will get you 20

by David October 31, 2003

Fuck Bitches Get Money

Tecla Hrycaj and Diandra Cabral

Fuck bitches get money man, #thelifestyle

by crazyniggaswithguns123 March 02, 2016

Get one up on you

Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

I will get one up on you ;)

by Jamie12356 October 25, 2010

Lets go get some Mommy!

What you say right before you go out and try and hit on older chicks.

Ken: "Hey dude I'm about to run up to publix and try and hit on some ladies, want to go?"

John: "Hell yeah, Lets go get some Mommy!"

by DeathWorm May 25, 2009

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013

Get Out of Hell Free card

The "Get Out of Hell Free" card is a commercial parody of the MONOPOLY "Get Out of Jail Free" card, created by a columnist after a reader told him he "was going to hell" for a story he wrote. Well over 1 million of the cards have been sold since its inception. "Get Out of Hell Free" is a federally registered trademark.

The waitress was being harassed by customers, so I gave her a Get Out of Hell Free card. Really made her day!

by GOOHFy September 23, 2009