Old Fart

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.

“Well old fart, you aren’t getting any younger any younger.”

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Dragon farts

An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare

Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him

by Herdom December 30, 2020

Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.

"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"

by MadLadChan June 28, 2021

Who is the farting boy?

What you want to say when some random boy in a group farts and you want to ask whodunnit.

"Alright man, who is the farting boy? C'mon I need answers."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

Blunt Fart

When you hit the blunt so hard you fart smoke.

Ted Heem got blunt farted on.

Period.

by HeemKeds January 1, 2017

Fart Leper

The name applied to a member of the party sent away from the main group, whether voluntarily or not, due to extraordinary, rancid flatulence.

Bob: Why is Nick sitting over on the other side of the park? Shouldn't he be hanging out with us?
Tom: Ahh, he's a fucking fart leper. Ate beans for lunch and wouldn't stop that farting shit, fuckin' guy.

by Air Base Hooker August 15, 2019

Fart BUbble cream

when you nut in a girls ass and she farts

Dont fart bubble cream on me please

by CaptinHooker May 6, 2022