Wordplay Petty 

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

Wordplay Petty by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

wordfuckery 

Particularly pointless or dumb.
Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.

If you think you’re going to have a thoughtful discussion with someone who is toxic, be prepared for epic wordfuckery rather than conversational mindfulness.

wordfuckery by senryaku April 26, 2017

Wordvert 

A pervert towards words. Someone that thing big words are sexy

"Man don't be a wordvert!"
"I'm sorry that photosynthesis makes me horny!!!"

Wordvert by CrazyGamer C June 7, 2017

Wordition 

being stuck around a person who won't stop talking

i'm wordition

Wordition by Allagui June 15, 2017

Words

What you say/Type

Guy 1: Hi M8!
Guy 2: Good job you said/typed words!

Words by JamezWebResearch August 18, 2017

wordsician 

A wordsician is a person who occupies their time with the interesting, playful, and perhaps musical arrangement of words. Not a speechwriter, not a novelist, not a journalist...more of a poet for one's whole soul.

That dude we saw last night at the OverEasy Club...he was quite a wordsician; he had my mind spinning' and dancin', all at the same time.

wordsician by ElCommissioner January 1, 2018

Wordster 

Wordster is a person who knows how to use words skillfully or proficiently. -Emeasoba George

Zig Ziglar is a good example of a Wordster.

Wordster by Emeasoba George March 3, 2018