Penis

The body part that produces sperm and ferments a females egg cell

My penis is growing!

by JustaB3aver June 9, 2018

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penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo

Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia

by anonymous June 2, 2022

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mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life

wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo

by mark is god March 15, 2024

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pussy penis cunt and vag

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy

John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!

All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!

by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017

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penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018

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