your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Mom

The gayest creature alive

Ur mom gay

No you

by Subpartrash June 13, 2018

Mommed

v. to have ones maternal figure tell you to stop looking at your phone, TV, PC, or console.

Friend: “Well I just got mommed and was told to “get off the screens.” so I will see you tomorrow.”

by General Muffins October 29, 2019

ur mom

ur moms very hot. very very very hot. can i get her number?

̈hey, can i see ur mom?"

or "ur mom "

by dontasklol23 February 28, 2022

Kyleigh mom

a fun girl that smokes a lot of weed. she owns a juul and her best friend is typically named Mariah and when they both are together you better have a lighter

yo do you want to be Kyleigh mom with me?

by helloimdaddy November 24, 2018

mom

the worst joke to ever be made

if you read this your mom is gay

by puppyandkitty November 22, 2022