the candy man

a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"

Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

by jawnmaster3000000 March 2, 2011

man bread

Bread that is baked so big that it will take a grown man a whole week to eat it, having 4 slices a day.

Girl: OMG! That is like the biggest slice of bread I have ever seen.

Guy: Yup. This is man bread.

by Missy_Moo December 15, 2009

TITTY MAN

A man whos mammary fascination is so overwhelming he has grown his own pair of moobs. Often making it difficult to see his own puny balls

Titty man is usually an ex navy officer

that guy is such a titty man i think i'm going to be sick

I'm going to be sick on his man bra

by Jackwellington November 29, 2011

Dish Man

A French Frog (often hairless) who indulges in oral sex with contaminated individuals. The Dish Man prefers dark places and altered states of consciousness, often induced by hypnotic beats or hallucinagenic drugs.

After the rave, Pierre ate that slizoid's cooch like a regular Dish Man.

by Bob Sammarco December 22, 2003

man's perogative

when a man changes his hairstyle. Usually switching from a comb-back to a comb-over.

Abby: I noticed you changed your hairstyle

Eric: What about it?

Abby: I like it

Eric: It's a man's perogative

Abby: Yes

by Abby Clintward June 9, 2011

the wee man

ones cock

oh, the wee mans sore. i was thrashing him really hard last night!

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Cancer Man

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.

Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man

by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021