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Penis

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded
by Canyon34 February 19, 2021
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peni

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***
by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021
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Peni

The plural word for "Penis"
"Woah, look at all those peni!"
by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021
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Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker
Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-
by P0pcord February 22, 2021
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Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
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polar penis

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.
by dsrdakota February 22, 2021
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by Cum Shaft February 23, 2021
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