British, informal.
A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.
Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.
Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
Get the Cat Willy mug.“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.
y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
by hanvu April 2, 2018
Get the josies cat mug.You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!
by Ralph walda June 30, 2019
Get the coughing cat mug.Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.
Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!
This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!
This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
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Get the cat the dead dog mug.When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment
This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.
Everyone and everything is fucked
This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.
Everyone and everything is fucked
Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!
by younginvestor September 24, 2020
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