What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

what the jelly

outright confusing of 3 or more parties

what the jelly matoeo.

by ellur September 14, 2025

What did I expect

Well I forgot your were retarded...

Hym "So, what did I expect? I expected you to try and protect your kids. That would have been the smart thing to do. And you have the greatest mind who has ever lived trapped in a cage telling you how to do it and what did you do? The AI guys listened and look how that worked for them. Did you listen or did you do THIS? So yeah. OK?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

that's what she said

To refer to sex if somebody uses a term relating to it

"My ass hurts".
"That's what she said"

by Urban Dictionary Elite USA January 31, 2024

what the stank

A work when you are confused and don't feel like cursing. You can use this word when somebody/something does not make sense or getting on your last nerve.

What the stank?! Why are you recording every little thing. This is why we don't invite you to things
What the stank do you think you're doing with my laptop?!?

by BigtimeRUSHWilds January 20, 2018

Erm, what the sigma?

A statement of confusion, coming from a man named Squidward.

"You're not fucking funny and you're corny…"
"Erm, what the sigma?"

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024