bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 16, 2024

ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode

"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"

by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022

penis stuck

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

by morting April 09, 2025

beat down by penis

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

Sally got beat down by penis.

by anal explorer 69 October 20, 2015

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 19, 2014

Willfredo’s Penis

A hard 7 incher. Will make you become gay

“Willfredo’s Penis is so large I think I’m gay

by Neoshart April 10, 2022

Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.

Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.

by Chezwegs September 17, 2020