On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.
"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by 1mp May 02, 2024
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Stanford Penis Experiment

It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town
Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔
by peniscockman December 18, 2023
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penis mongeranator

one who particularly enjoys the mongeranation of the male genitalia.
The lead singer of Fall Out Boy 'ees huge penis mongeranator.

by LittleMexicanPablo April 17, 2007
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devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet
you devil penis
by toby f May 20, 2016
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Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.
Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!
by FricePine July 17, 2021
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cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here
Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.
by Spikeballlovers69 August 04, 2023
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Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan May 04, 2018
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