Penis Face-off

When two penis' meet on chat-roulette in an awkward standoff against one another.

#1- bro worst thing... i was doing my usual thing on chat-roulette-
#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...

by ciirclejerrk444 March 11, 2010

Epic Face Palm

When something so epic happens, you just can't help but put your palm to your face with your head lowered.

John just told his ex he cheated on her at the party last night. (Epic Face Palm)

by NerdyNelson September 23, 2012

Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

by Jennahoe October 22, 2009

double-faced entendre

Someone who has two different personalities. Unbeknownst to one: One side being an angel. the other side being a devil.

Ricky: Hey Oliver! Are you still dating Kirsten?
Oliver: Nah man. I ended it a long time ago. She's such a double-faced entendre

by Right in the feels June 25, 2021

pig faced fuck

A vile and repugnant person described in a physical way.

That politician is a pig faced fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

The Scene Kid Face

Verb, as much as annoying, vain scene kids take many photos of themselves anyway and believe that they are incredible photographers for some reason. They frequently do this... 'pose' where they snarl, lifting one lip up towards the nose and usually tilt their head.

It's very stupid, but hilarious that they think they're cool for doing this face.

Scrolling across Facebook, oh look it's "Jessica OMG Bieber" (notice that the scene kid has a false surname and middle name.) Oh, what an annoying profile picture, she's pulling a face, this is know as The Scene Kid Face.
The Scene Kid Face is a COCK IN ASS

by BallBagBaggins April 11, 2010

poop on the face of society

society sucks so we should all poop on it.

Julie: What should we do?
Kelsey: We should poop on the face of society.

by poopsociety July 27, 2009