Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

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baldi fart

baldi fart is baldi fart

by flamin_lol July 21, 2024

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solidarity fart

When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace

Coworker: where is Johnny?

Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle

by The dude from Albany July 23, 2024

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Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.

Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.

by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024

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bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.

She looked at me and out came a bologna fart

by itzReadyy August 12, 2024

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