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Finger Bandit 

Sum1 Who Excesivly Gets Fingered
Lauren Is Such A Finger Bandit She Needs Self Respect
Finger Bandit by Mr Bad Guy! October 18, 2008

one finger peace sign 

The one finger peace sign is a peaceful way to give someone the bird.
Preface--Scott and Susan are friends--
Susan: You are such an idiot Scott!LOL!
Scott: (smiles and gives Susan the one finger peace sign)Thanks Susan..haha!

three finger scoop 

The visible space between the upper thighs of a woman directly beneath the vagina. In this case, visible spacial difference large enough for three fingers in width.
three finger scoop by snow_art September 29, 2010

Fat Finger 

When Your So Fat You Hit The Same Key On Your Keyboard More Than Two Times(Your A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)
OMFG I Have An Fat Finger Now I Am A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)
Fat Finger by crazyslayar September 9, 2012

The Finger 

THE HISTORICAL ORIGIN OF "THE FINGER"

This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment.

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew." Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"

Over the years, some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like "pleasant mother pheasant pluckier", which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow), the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
"See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!" Shows his middle finger, "See!?" The finger . . .
The Finger by Eddie Strain June 17, 2008

Fingerbox 

Fingerbox is a respected fingerboard company.
"I just got a part in the next Fingerbox video!"

"I just went to fingerbox.webs.com and looked at it nice!"