I just want to be friends

The worst thing a person can say to a person after theyve broken up with them, why the hell would they actually want to be friends they wouldnt have gone out with you if they wanted to be your friend. I just want to be friends(meaning i want to be able to talk to you and for you to pretend that your talking to me as a friend with no sexual emotions attached)

its not you, its my...... i just want to be friends

by p123 January 11, 2007

I Love you

What you say to someone to make the sex better

"I love you, let's Bufu"

by Rusty November 27, 2003

Don't mind if I do

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

I Am your mom

Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.

Connor, I am your mom.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

what can i say

mock-offhand response to a compliment, usually one on looks or personality.

person 1 you are just the best

person 2 well, what can i say..

by Angelacia March 29, 2011

i would rather die

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

by Robert Coote January 17, 2007

i lost my shit

(n) (1) to lose ones shit is to see something or hear something funny or scary, and to laugh or be scard so much you defecate your self.

(aj) (2) i lost my shit can also be a figure of speech to explain something funny or scary.

"did u see that guy get hit in the balls? "

"yer i lost my shit lol"

'i lost my shit that was the scariest girl is have ever seen"

by jaydos123456 January 17, 2011