Dick Fart

When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!

by BOD4Life April 14, 2010

dick zit

1. A zit found on ones penis(self explanatory)
2. A good name to call someone.

Dude I shaved my balls and got a dick zit!

You stupid dick zit, fuck you!

by K2Tanner December 26, 2007

dicking around

wasting time. playing around

son stop dicking around thats your moms job.

by mudrider January 12, 2009

Dick's Tilt

A measurement involving the penis as calibration.

Ahh, the ass is just a dick's tilt away from the pussy.

by niknyce September 26, 2005

bumble dick

slang for a vibrator, due to the nature of its buzzing sound.

"on lonely nights when the rain pours outside, and the thunder shakes my house, i ease my frightened mind with my buzzing bumble dick"

by the structured December 20, 2008

Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.

Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"

by The last virgin July 21, 2009

dick skittle

when you pass a kidney stone out your pee hole.

"dude, i though i was giving birth but it was just another dick skittle."

by joshhiop September 25, 2008