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Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.
As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!
by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023
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Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.
“Girl im licking penis tonight
“Gurl you lucks asf”
by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024
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penis warts

"i have penis warts"
by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019
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penis hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
by Exploiter March 23, 2021
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penis

a meaty stick like thing that becomes hard at times and starts ejecting white liquid when prompted or just randomly when you are having a steamy dream
guy 1:man i had a wet dream last night and my penis ejected white sticky liquid

guy 2:i didint need to know that!
by i love jojos bizarre adventure September 18, 2022
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Penis grind

when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)
"Bro you fuckin suck, quit doin penis grinds and land it."
by Harri Balsonya March 4, 2009
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Penis oof

When a women snorts cum and cums out her mouth
by Thé master boi October 31, 2018
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