Apple Time

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...

technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.

by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017

laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

Time Snatcher

A time snatcher is associated with being within a "Verbal Handcuff". A time snatcher is an individual that tends to repeat stories (typically older women). These people tend to start an unwanted conversation that usually involves a topic(s) that has been beaten dead over and over by this individual. Time snatchers love to talk and will do anything to keep you in the space from leaving.

12:07 pm
Woman(Loud hi pitched voice+crazy eyes): Hey!!! did I tell you about blah blah blah.

Girl: (Blank stares, towards room) uh-huh.

12:10 pm
Woman: (looks at phone) But I didn't tell you about blah blah blah blah blah...(etc..blah blahs)

Girl: Amazing story. But I'm actually on my way out..

Woman: Okay have fun! Btw..

12: 45pm
Woman: Blah blah blah blah blah. But, didn't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(indistinct blah blahs)

Possibilities of a Time Snatchers end times ranges between 20-65 Minutes.

by Verbal Handcuff July 23, 2017

joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, engage humorously in an activity or discourse.

Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''

by Alialias July 27, 2017

to grant time

To give time for something that is important for you.

If you fail to grant time for the things you care about, you will forget why you are even fighting at all.

by StrangerOrMe July 29, 2017

Time fade

When your tripping on acid and it appears that things are ageing

Bro you keep getting older the time fade is crazy

by Gassy mexican August 8, 2017

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017