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Peter Pan Syndrome

noun; (aka: PPS) The phenomenon of refusing to fully grow up, by remaining in a youthful state of mind all, or most, of the time. Usually the one adult that kids always want to play with them at family gatherings as they are much funner than other adults and still retain a good sense of imagination and aren't always bitching about life.

PPS is typically a good thing, causing people to be happier in life. In rare cases PPS can be fatal if the person having it takes dares from 5 year olds, but this is rare.

People with PPS tend to be inverts, as they have realized that 99.8% of people are ass holes and back stabbers.
Pers 1) That guy that started the mosh pit at the concert last night must have been like 50 or so, he was cool as shit.

Pers 2) Yeah, that guy has a serious case of Peter Pan Syndrome.
by Fuckin Slayer Fan April 9, 2022
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caged bird syndrome

When one is caught in the boring part of a relationship and they feel trapped and want to leave the relationship but they cant because they still have feelings for the other person. OR they are freaked out by how intense the relationship is when its only been a few weeks, so they want out but at the same time they dont.
She feels like she has caged bird syndrome because he told her he loved her after the 2nd week they were together.
by notaboutlove December 16, 2009
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Tigers Wood Syndrome

Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.

Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.

Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.

To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)

The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009
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Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)
Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010
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White man syndrome

When the white man thinks they're of a higher capacity or smarter then any other race, always second geussing someone of color or doubting something they themselves haven't put together because they think they are smarter then the other race
The white men at Valard treat all natives like they are stupid they have white man syndrome it's all in they're own minds when infact they aren't really smarter then a single cell organism with 1 instinct eat .
by Smartest man in existence November 1, 2020
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Puffy Cooch Syndrome

1. A condition affecting larger human females in which the female attempts to cover her desposit of fat located above the crotch and just below the belly (See gunt). The result is a "puffiness" of the vaginal area, creating a very awkward look for the female. Also referred to as P.C.S.
That women thinks she's hiding her fat, but really she's just come down with P.C.S.
by Matt January 13, 2005
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Tony Hawk Syndrome

Referring to a videogame that comes out every year with a new installment but is more of the same and not much has changed or has improved. Starting with Tony Hawk games, Activison kept pumping out every year and nothing changed and the quality of the game went down. And such is the fate of other games that follow this trend.
Jim: "So Tom, are you going to get the new Call of Duty game?"

Tom: "No, I don't think so, that franchise is suffering from Tony Hawk Syndrome because it is more of the same, only difference is the story and setting."
by MegaCereal October 27, 2010
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