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Finger Herpes 

(noun)

A brain-rotting STD, "Finger Herpes" occurs from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.
My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime! Touching it causes finger herpes!
Finger Herpes by Ethic_Hackman January 26, 2007

the finger buffet 

Shoving two fingers in a buddies mouth after fingering some snatch.
You give someone the finger buffet when you get done fingering your girlfriend and shove two fingers in your friends mouth. Sometimes if shes hot they will suck off the left overs.

Chinese Fingercuff Drill

-Verb, This spectacular event requires a few step process and assumes the following scenario.

At least two people are inserted into someone in between them that is in a sitting or standing doggy style position.

The process begins with DP-ing someone in a synchronized rhythmic fashion. Next, after initiating some signal everyone immediately withdraws themselves from the inside of the person and with arms wildly flailing revolve around the same penetrated individual switching places with your comrades in sex in a musical chairs fashion.

Afterward high 10's and pretend chest bumps are highly recommended.
Oh man, you should have seen the Chinese Fingercuff Drill they pulled on her at lunch time!

Italian Finger 

Its when you cover two fingers in spaghetti sauce and proceed to finger a woman in both holes.
hey man, i totally Italian fingered my girl last night.

Did you lick the sauce out of her when you were done?

Hell yeah.

ring finger 

the finger that doesn't go in any hole
dude I'm so sad my ring finger doesn't get any action
ring finger by thot#_killer October 15, 2018

The Jc fingerblast 

Finger blasting someone’s ass hole till it bleeds and you use blood as lubricant 😘
I just did the Jc fingerblast