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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 5, 2024
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gay wave new wave

term that promotes the gay pride movement
Lots of people are coming out now. I guess it gay wave new wave.
by user 4824 February 22, 2018
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new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay
I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me
by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023
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New York yankee

When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”
Some baseball fans like to do the New York yankee
by Buffy Boston October 23, 2018
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new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

Originally started in 1998 at ProSource motorsports in yorkville Illinois. It consisted of all of the fastest motocross racers in the surrounding Chicagoland area. Anybody who was anybody wore the NMO flag. Its creator, Big daddy Baird passed away in 2021.
In 2023 the NMO flag was resurrected, and is now standing tall back in Yorkville Illinois.
Its new home GP Cyclesports has become the new home for all Motocross,Supercross Enduro, Hare scramble racers to call home.

GP Cycle Sport is home to all of the fastest racers in the Chicagoland area.
We’re part of the new motorcycle order aka “NMO”
by Moto man January 4, 2024
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New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.
Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"
by veasman November 12, 2022
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zany good news

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.
The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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