Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!
by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024
Get the Dogs vs Cats mug.Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
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David’s dad directed the unengaged 17 year old to do the dishes. Believing doing choirs was beneath him David nudged the dishes, turned and walked away saying, “ so cat-sniff” dad.
cat-sniff to avoid responsibility by using non-meaningful word that faintly resembles the act of reviewing, (cat sniffing something) and a misbelief of a right of refusal of the task by the utterance of word and turning back to those in authority and walking away.
That is so cat-sniff dad and if you want that done, do it yourself.
cat-sniff, an excuse to do nothing.
To disrespect and disengage by use of belittling word and or actions.
cat-sniff to avoid responsibility by using non-meaningful word that faintly resembles the act of reviewing, (cat sniffing something) and a misbelief of a right of refusal of the task by the utterance of word and turning back to those in authority and walking away.
That is so cat-sniff dad and if you want that done, do it yourself.
cat-sniff, an excuse to do nothing.
To disrespect and disengage by use of belittling word and or actions.
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"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
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Get the Cat mug.He's the guy that gets all the girls because he's handsome, sweet and cool. Any girl that gets to keep him is blessed but they will have to have a hart of steal to survive all his cats.
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