Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.
by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019
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Peni

Peni is a very polite, handsome guy that everyone would love to be friends with and is a really nice person and not a fake, but to warn you don’t get on his dark side but one of the great things is that he has a very nice personality and a ginormous dick. yum
Peni is definitely a true friend and wouldn’t abandon anyone. unless he doesn’t care
by Patzi November 23, 2021
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Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker
Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-
by P0pcord February 22, 2021
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N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis
Damn that black girl is a n-word penis
by Will Johnson February 17, 2024
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Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
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Penis

A word that middle schoolers just discovered and now they think its the funniest shit ever.

It's not. At all.

Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.
"penis"
"lmao"
by temujin420 August 24, 2022
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