If you are new to Urban Dictionary, we welcome you we want you to feel like you belong, don't use the other website called Merriam Webster or whatever they call it, those guys don't know anything its too confusing to understand their definitions anyway.
The text in italic font are called examples, they are here if you don't understand the meaning
for example:
man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you
for example:
man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you
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by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021
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sex sex sex sex all these definitions are made by degenerates EVERYTHING IS SEX
sex sex sex sex all these definitions are made by degenerates EVERYTHING IS SEX
*searches “cream pie (THE FUCKING RECIPE THIS TIME)”*
oh shit, here we go again
-urban dictionary in a nutshell
oh shit, here we go again
-urban dictionary in a nutshell
by chad_bro January 18, 2021
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1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER
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