Monkey 

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.

Just lost a monkey in poker.

Monkey by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019

monkey 

i would rather not say

monkey

monkey by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Monkey pudding 

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

Monkey pudding by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Monkey 

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys

There was a monkey on the bus this morning

Monkey by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019

Monkey 

Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)

Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!

Monkey by Swoogy456 March 14, 2019

monkey cute 

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones

hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute

monkey cute by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

monkey dick 

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

monkey dick by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019