your brand new obsession

<3 luv u jake <333

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession

by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018

New cockin'

When an ex-girlfriend begins a new relationship.

I ran into Jennifer on the street the other day.' 'She new cockin'?' 'Yeah, I heard she is seeing some guy.

by calzon chino July 21, 2011

New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.

Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

Greatest New Gen

Asta Staria

Greatest New Gen
Asta > Boruto

by inco xyz September 23, 2021

New York Steamer

A sloppy sandwich with a sexual reference. Usually eaten by Pueblo fold from El Paso.

Damn bro don’t be a kitty kat, put that New York Steamer in your mouth.

by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019

New Kelp city

city

new kelp city from spongebob.

by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017