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Five-Finger Dieter 

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."
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Pumpernickel Finger-Gun 

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

2 finger tango 

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina to promulgate pleasure.
I did the 2 finger tango on myself then I marinated a steak in my own personal juices!

2 finger stinky pinch 

One finger in the stink, another finger in the pink, then pinch
“I gave her the 2 finger stinky pinch after the hockey game
2 finger stinky pinch by Steakum February 2, 2022

Sticky Fingered 

The act of fingering a girl on the dance floor of a nightclub and whilst she’s on her period and wiping it on your pants.
Damn did you see Gaz sticky fingered that sheila at the Precinct.

One finger up

Meaning that you're deeply in love with Luq
Look, she's in love with Luq. One finger up!!
One finger up by LoveFlower July 6, 2022

Tommy Dick Finger 

Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick
I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning